In my mind
And they tell me to
It were ever
Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:
- Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
- I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
- Did I buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
- I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
- So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
- My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus
I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me
The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself
AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED
I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
it literally can not get cuter than this
I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat
Their friendship is perfection
Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
We all love this face Katniss made
But let’s not forgive face she made when Johanna said she’d love to put her axe in her stylist :D
”- Why don’t you smile?
-Because I have an ugly smile.
-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”
teeth / smiles appreciation Animation
YOU FORGOT ONE
reblogging for that ^^