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sicklysatisfied:

☆ Are You Satisfied? ☆

I am drowning
In my mind
And they tell me to
Just Breathe.
As if
It were ever
That easy.

aperriently-so:

Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:

  • Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
  • I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
  • Did I  buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
  • I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
  • So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
  • My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus

failbag:

I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me

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terminus-est:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

it literally can not get cuter than this

I will always reblog Angry Dad Cat

(Source: petrawentz)


whatarewewatching13:

Their friendship is perfection

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

just-about-miss-lawrence:

We all love this face Katniss made

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But let’s not forgive face she made when Johanna said she’d love to put her axe in her stylist :D

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abnormal-fallen-angel:

hiddleshabanera:

dragoniza:

”- Why don’t you smile? 

-Because I have an ugly smile.

-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

YOU FORGOT ONE 

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reblogging for that ^^